Stream 4 Part 7

No! You idiot! Turn around and go in that door!

Most of the rest of the Sealed Cave actually progresses pretty normally, with the Crystal Room, Dark Crystal, and Demon's Wall all making pretty much sense!

Of course, things change the moment you warp back to the entrance and reach the cutscene.

Who would have thought that to steal a crystal you'd need to upload it.

And apparently Gandalf fought a Balrog in the same cave not too far away. Rest in peace, fellow travellers.

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