Ixzion's haikus

optimise · **Posted:** December 6th, 2008, 9:35 pm

idonotthinkthat/ireallyunderstandthe/fundamentalprinciplesunderlyinghaikuisitlike
meanttobeondifferentlinestosomerhythmlikei
ambicpentameterorwhatever?

/iunno.

Ixzion · **Posted:** December 9th, 2008, 10:19 am

Who the heck are you?
Your typing is annoying.
Use your spacebar, please.

Ixzion · **Posted:** February 5th, 2009, 9:54 pm

Out of the schoolbooks,
into some new books, for real.
Glad to be free, man.

TheGnasher · **Posted:** February 6th, 2009, 9:36 am

Out of high school books
into college books, for real
Glad to be here, man.

I'm in the city!
Let's do something this weekend
Sorry pal, I can't.

insultobot · **Posted:** February 11th, 2009, 6:36 pm

My d**k in a box
It's my motherclucking d**k
My d**k in a box

Lantis · **Posted:** February 12th, 2009, 10:40 am

I need to point out
that it's really hard these days
to not lose the game

Ixzion · **Posted:** May 7th, 2009, 9:20 pm

What I see

New topic, submit,
preview, post reply, edit,
quote, quick reply, go.

Ixzion · **Posted:** December 19th, 2009, 8:14 pm

I just killed a man.
He had a wife and two kids.
I slept peacefully.

Lantis · **Posted:** December 20th, 2009, 4:20 pm

I feel that of skulls
Bacon is sanctuary
Trust none that back flip

insultobot · **Posted:** December 21st, 2009, 3:10 pm

I had some bacon
Work provided a buffet
Winiful bacon

Stythe · **Posted:** December 22nd, 2009, 12:26 pm

i has big penis
it makes me feel really good, man
like, so very good

Bonanza · **Posted:** December 22nd, 2009, 3:43 pm

Merry Christmas, guys
I bought Zelda: Spirit Tracks
For 35 bucks.

Lantis · **Posted:** December 22nd, 2009, 4:43 pm

I'm an hour in.
And I'm an hour in game
It is quite awesome.

Bonanza · **Posted:** January 24th, 2010, 5:29 am

It's January
2010, my furry friend
It's very scary

Ixzion · **Posted:** January 24th, 2010, 11:41 pm

Lone challenged me now,
to make more haikus in here.
Eat me, you butthole.

Bonanza · **Posted:** January 25th, 2010, 12:10 am

What, Lone challenge you?
Hardly posts anything, he
Does. I am Yoda.

Lantis · **Posted:** January 25th, 2010, 10:04 am

Fortified pickles
The mad paper sack gives chase
I think of hedgehogs

Bonanza · **Posted:** January 25th, 2010, 2:52 pm

Sonic The Hedgehog
Crappy recent game titles
Made Lantis lose faith.

Ixzion · **Posted:** January 29th, 2010, 12:05 am

Sonic the Hedgehog
Do work on contingency?
No, money down! Please!

Bonanza · **Posted:** January 30th, 2010, 4:54 pm

Hopped up out the bed
But I didn't turn my swag
On. Screw this song, man.

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