To your question: The latter.

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That poor dog!

Dog = awesome

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Ultimate Machine - the LeaveMeAloneBox

I broke my mother f*cking foot pedal playing the drums on rockband last night...



-unrelated-

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:


You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!


So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at
the Husband Store.

ULTIMATE MACHINE = me on saturday mornings

Fixed my pedal...

The mag's model, she's wearing red for Ixzion.

Fixed.

Ah, silicon.

She's kinda ugly.

and appears to be posing inside a decontamination tent, cause i don't know of many rooms that come wrapped in plastic.

Just another cunt.

Kind of like that room in Cloverfield where the chick who got bit kind of kind of... well...

Let's just say bug bites really make me a bit more causious.

Truth'd

Hailing from the powerful island nation of Insultia, insultobot felt that he needed more than his homeland could provide. As such he ventured into the world and discovered the interwebs. Finally he found a place where he could really test himself and prove his superiority through crude dry humor and random insults such as, "Do you ever wonder what life would be like if you had enough oxygen at birth?" and "I've taken dumps more impressive than you."

"You're a load your mother should have swallowed."

"The best part of you ran down your mother's leg."

"You are a prime example of why people should be pro-choise."