Ixzion's haikus

Bonanza · **Posted:** April 25th, 2006, 2:11 am

Good luck on finals
They're your last, Lord Ixzion
Before that degree.

Ixzion · **Posted:** May 16th, 2006, 4:51 pm

NWS
is leaving the Mag for a
time. I are saddest.

Ixzion · **Posted:** May 22nd, 2006, 10:32 pm

I have big man hands
that I use to slap b*tches.
Do what I say, ho.

Ixzion · **Posted:** June 2nd, 2006, 10:32 am

I'm a sad panda.
Wandering in the road, ack!
I got hit by car.

Ixzion · **Posted:** June 17th, 2006, 8:02 pm

Stealthily by the
roadside, I scavenge scraps of
food. What is my name?

Ixzion · **Posted:** June 19th, 2006, 11:47 am

Shoulda known better.
Reason is the enemy
of illogic. Bah.

Ixzion · **Posted:** June 21st, 2006, 3:10 pm

Rage can be a friend,
if used to better oneself.
Take my hand, dear friend.

Ixzion · **Posted:** July 22nd, 2006, 9:59 pm

A sweet, sweet, dear voice,
she sounds like how angels should,
Tu es romantic?

Ixzion · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2006, 12:58 am

Ixzion Power.
Teenage lizards ain't shiz, boy.
Bow down to the man.

Ixzion · **Posted:** July 23rd, 2006, 1:05 am

Oblivion ain't
shiz. He act big and bad but
he just a poser.

Ixzion · **Posted:** July 25th, 2006, 9:17 pm

Frost upon my lips,
kissed by the kind snow goddess.
How lamentable.

Fayorei · **Posted:** July 26th, 2006, 8:43 am

That last one sounds like you alright.

Ixzion · **Posted:** July 26th, 2006, 9:05 am

I didn't know I
had a particular sound.
Explain yourself, please.

oshijizax · **Posted:** July 27th, 2006, 12:04 am

wow ur good at these

skyscrapper13 · **Posted:** July 27th, 2006, 7:59 pm

I really think that
Ix has already done a lot
of these haiku things.

Ixzion · **Posted:** July 27th, 2006, 9:16 pm

Unlike Ixzion,
I don't think you've done enough.
Check your syllables.

skyscrapper13 · **Posted:** August 6th, 2006, 6:32 pm

Unlike Ixzion,
I can't separate all these
english syllables.

Regal · **Posted:** August 6th, 2006, 7:56 pm

you still write these Ixz?
i was ignorant of your
simplistic poems!

actually... they ain't as easy as they look :s

Kittykicker · **Posted:** August 6th, 2006, 11:29 pm

Ixzion wrote:

1.
Spread mouth open wide
I have a giant surprise,
a chocolate bar!

2.
Bang it, smash that, man!
Hit it until you can't stand
Satisfactory!

Did someone say chocolate? :drool

Ixzion · **Posted:** August 7th, 2006, 3:50 am

Someone missed the point
of that entire haiku.
I laugh merrily.

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