Ixzion's haikus

Kajakfaucon · **Posted:** January 21st, 2008, 6:13 pm

My heart is hurt bad.
To be so left out is lame.
Someone love me please

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2008, 1:24 am

I just spanked the Mag
in my own way. Up-ending
this shiz like a pimp.

Kajakfaucon · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2008, 1:58 pm

But I really think
The mag spanked you harder.
At least at first, right?

Lantis · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2008, 2:09 pm

Kajak is jealous
that none of the spaking here
was done on himself...

Kajakfaucon · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2008, 2:20 pm

I am jealous, true.
Spaking is really awesome.
Spanking is not though.

Lantis · **Posted:** April 2nd, 2008, 2:23 pm

I like how haikus
look like a middle fingers
turned 90 degrees

insultobot · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2008, 6:31 am

I am so tired
What am I doing awake
Better get some sleep

Kajakfaucon · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2008, 11:38 am

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A reverse shocker,
I made my Haiku Look Like
Wow! That's pretty kool.

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2008, 11:41 am

I am confused, man.
What exactly did you do?
What a crock of shiz.

Lantis · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2008, 11:42 am

Leaky spider wood
despirate mop mentality
toasted skateboard pen

Bonanza · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2008, 3:23 pm

BNA half-done.
Set for mid-2008.
Get ready, people...

Lantis · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2008, 3:25 pm

liquid spinal cord
grease desert is now displeased
cornucopia

TheGnasher · **Posted:** April 3rd, 2008, 5:40 pm

Sixty-five percent
That's what? The completion rate
Of that thing over there.

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 7th, 2008, 1:17 pm

Huh? What? Who said that?
Answer me when I'm talking!
...You will regret this!!!!!!!

1ce · **Posted:** April 7th, 2008, 2:25 pm

I believe it goes
Five, seven, and five again
Do I have this right?

Leviathan · **Posted:** April 7th, 2008, 3:04 pm

As far as I know
You seem to be quite correct
Haikus are random

Lantis · **Posted:** April 7th, 2008, 3:08 pm

Golfer's elephants
Bubble brick dictionary
barks loud for big macs

Leviathan · **Posted:** April 7th, 2008, 3:13 pm

Wow that is random
I love how my point was made
Mimic the onion

Ixzion · **Posted:** April 7th, 2008, 6:03 pm

Hark! A beauteous
haiku is mere inches from
the current one. Fin.

A breeze of cool air,
caresses my face. I inhale.
Exhale. All is well.

1ce · **Posted:** April 7th, 2008, 9:22 pm

Ah ha! A mountain
Climbing is not an option
But looking is free

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