RV 4.1: Ixzion rates your art.

Ixzion · **Posted:** December 14th, 2006, 8:29 pm

For the humor column, Reader's Voice.

I want a 4-line poem, a 1 paragraph story (5 sentences), or a picture.

You will likely be ridiculed renlentlessly, so the quality of each of those doesn't matter.

Duel · **Posted:** December 14th, 2006, 8:54 pm

ok.

The foul smeel of B.O. and human feces swiftly found its way across the room. Your senses were no match for the foul odor that made your nose itch. As beads of sweat ran down his cheeks a series of farts began play out like a melody in a church. The odor grew even worse as his armpits started to get smelly and sticky like a glazed donut on a sunday morning at the local store. His hair, covered with dandruff flew onto the other's lunches. It was like a snowing winter whiched changed the whole taste of your sandwhich due to the small bits of dandruff that were brushed on to it.

THE END

Agentsix · **Posted:** December 14th, 2006, 9:12 pm

A picture, I will do.

Genji · **Posted:** December 14th, 2006, 10:08 pm

WHA no music!? $:\$

Dr. Necros · **Posted:** December 14th, 2006, 10:25 pm

Title: The end of videogames

Who was to blame for this end of fame?

Was it Kazuki Takahashi,or the slob known as Yoshi?

All the nerds go on a frenzy,twas end of D&D.

So now you know all this crap,came from Japan.

BeautyQueen · **Posted:** December 15th, 2006, 2:00 am

A poem :

Look, look!A cat is in a tree
Climb, climb!I climbed that big oak tree
Fell, fell!I falled down from the tree
Ouch, ouch!I think i got a bleed, Eeee!

Seriously, you're supposed to read it like a song ^^.

N.L.Y. · **Posted:** December 15th, 2006, 11:24 am

Japanese tricksters
made Ixz believe that he was
writing poetry.

Lantis · **Posted:** December 15th, 2006, 11:26 am

Meh...

Regal · **Posted:** December 15th, 2006, 9:45 pm

i was gonna redo it and scan it as opposed to photograph.

don't think i'll bother for a little while, though.

Agentsix · **Posted:** December 15th, 2006, 10:03 pm

When is this due?

Duel · **Posted:** December 15th, 2006, 11:39 pm

Poem time!!!!!

Omg! Lantis is in a tree!
Facts is chasing Hell Hunter with a knife!
Something even i would believe!
Meh, thats life.

Facts just stabbed Lantis in the back!!
Beauty Queen jumps in to join the fray!
But of course speed is what she lacks!
So it seems Lantis ran away!

myoky · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 1:44 am

Nice poem Duelpro!

Poem:

I'm wasting my life away at this place
Hey look, my shoe is missing a lace
Someone just got called a cig
Hey look, I'm at the Mag!

Duel · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 4:47 am

that was xcellent facts

Agentsix · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 5:45 am

Here's my art.

http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40150698/

Lantis · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 1:21 pm

If that is actualy "your" art, I envy your terribly.

Ixzion · **Posted:** December 16th, 2006, 3:43 pm

It has to be YOUR OWN ART, to be clear.

Pagerron · **Posted:** December 17th, 2006, 7:51 am

AGAIN

Here is sit enthralled again
Searching through these threads again
I promised myself I'd get off again
But then again I lied...again

Bonanza · **Posted:** December 18th, 2006, 4:31 pm

My 4 Line Poem

*ahem*
Bonanza loves the green like any other n**ga
Even though I work a job that pays meager figures
But don't fret (why?) Cause I be saving money up
Til I'm stacked, and then the hood thinks "What the cluck?"

Perversion · **Posted:** December 18th, 2006, 7:43 pm

Haiku:

RPG Maker,
I'm wasting my life away
Making games with you.

Regal · **Posted:** December 18th, 2006, 7:53 pm

^ that was really quite good XD

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